is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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