i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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