Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I intend to get homeless drunk
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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