Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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