i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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