Heybabeimwearingurpanties
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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