whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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