Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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