Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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