Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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