i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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