I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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