Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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