Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
