i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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