? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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