But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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