I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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