Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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