And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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