he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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