Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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