O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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