You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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