do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
