TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
Randomize
