Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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