Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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