Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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