The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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