This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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