Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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