just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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