I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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