I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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