North Korea, Best Korea!
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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