we have pet lesbian snakes
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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