no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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