I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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