a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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