1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm sobbing to NWA
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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