she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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