Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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