dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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