Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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