Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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