Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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