I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
oh god the rape fog is back!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Randomize
