talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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