are you still at the devil's house?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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