Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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