yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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