I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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