Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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