Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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