This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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